On Humor...

Abi made these jokes up today - she says that they are "like math without the numbers."

Q: What does owl + owl = ?
A: Spooky

Q: What does water + water = ?
A: A leak

Q: What does hat + hat = ?
me: I don't know
A: Me, eider (either)

Q: What does rock + rock = ?
A: Heavy
She adds: "You have to be thinking, to guess the answer."

Q: What does stripe + stripe = ?
A: A pattern

Q: What does stick + stick = ?
A: A branch

Q: What does chocolate + chocolate = ?
me: A sticky, messy Abi
A: Ahhh, you knew that one.

On Friends...

Out of the blue on Friday, Abi says to me, "Mom, Tanner yelled at me and I accidentally choked him, so he bit me, and then I yelled at him." (starts to cry)

"Well, do you want to write him a note to say you are sorry?"

"Yes," (still crying), "I'm just a little dissappointed in myself for being mean."